Secret Note

This is a note a student of mine, Alexandria, slipped in my notebook. I found it today. I'm so lucky.

Hot cats

Leo Leotardi

AP: age progression AR: age regression CB: clothes burst or rip UC: undersized clothing AA: age-appropriate clothing or clothes grow too RN: return to normal

"I'm not a baby!" Leo Leotardi insists, but his family just won't listen. Leo doesn't want lumpy oatmeal ("Poopie," he says); he wants waffles and syrup. The family (including Leo's older siblings) don't seem to notice that, while Leo may be the baby of the family, he isn't actually a baby anymore. His bonnet is getting too tight, his clothes are bursting at the seams, and he doesn't need to take naps! Will the poor boy have to go to college wearing booties?

Young man Anomy can step back in time to alter key events, making people miserable by undoing joyous events in their lives. 4-year-old princesses Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm want to stop the Dastard, and travel to an alternate world to switch themselves with their adult versions. Becka, a girl who can transform into a dragon, becomes the Dastard's travelling companion. The Sea Hag steals adult Melody's body, and gains Melody's reality-altering powers."They turned out to be age nineteen, but were a decade downtime from him, so as they traveled east they grew younger. When each passed twelve, her large bare breasts faded out and her body became spare.When they cantered up to his house they ranged from age nine for Cheline down to age six for Chel."... suddenly they were twenty years old, full grown. They gazed at each other, awed. "We're beautiful," Melody said."Lovely," Harmony agreed."Phenomenal," Rhythm concluded."And I'm huge," Sim peeped.

Procrastination

My Living Situation

What do you get when you combine the fun of playing a video game with a simulation of on-the-water casting? The New Booyah Flipstah. Hone your flipping and pitching skills while having fun with the whole family. Great for beginners or seasoned anglers. Includes a foldable lake mat, multiple realistic targets, two magnetic jigs, LED scoreboard and a wireless remote.
You can play three different games with up to four players each, right in the comfort of your living room!
Learn to flip and pitch like the pros
Great tool for developing pinpoint casting accuracy
LED scoreboard with sound
Two moveable stumps to increase difficulty
Dock target with LED lights
Fun for all ages

Spent the night with this dude. It was NUTS! nuts.... Call me!

whatever. gave me a boner earlier today.

What I learned today on Wikipedia.

"Boondoggle" also refers to the fine art of weaving cheap plastic strings in a pattern. This craft is often used to distract young children at summerprograms. It is a prime material for lanyards, key chains, and classy jewelry.

ladies and gentlemen, miss nine blench

The queens that I was in love with in LA

The short one was in a pink mini dress with her weiner flopping out!

Who ARE you two?! Come to San Francisco and be my sisters/boyfriends.

XO VIV

My living situation...

This is what the Party Effects crew looks like in my dreams, and, I suspect, theirs as well.

hotel

Ken B

New Options

Carla del Ponte
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Fatback being made into Lardons

Time after Time

I'll be waiting / time after time.

Pacific Trash Vortex (Justin Barron. Vivian B)

Justin Barron, Justin Barron, Justin Barron

In an attempt to make a more glamorous picture come up when my name, Justin Barron, is googled. Abby Schkloven too. Justin Barron. Viv.

Strolling down the Detroit River Walk

Courtesy of Bridget–