"Laugh at it's funny shape"

Purchased at CVS a few days ago. Once the critter is blown up (with your mouth) you tuck the rubbery nozzle back into itself.

I'm Sorry That I Haven't Posted In Months

My time has been stolen from me.

"i had to cancel my blowjob because i was trapped in the ceiling"

yeah

you see what i mean?

Another reason to move to the Middle East: I never want to see foreskin again for the rest of my life.

let it leak

this is where i live.