but is it crafts?

In 2001, Chi-Chi's applied for a trademark[6] on the word "Salsafication" but was denied by the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. The company's slogans were "A celebration of food" and, later, "Life Always Needs a Little Salsa."[3]

hated it

Impotent old men pull, beat, and suck the labia to lengthen them. The girls put black ants in their vulva so that their stinging will cause the labia

waking up with schnitzel

THINGS TO AVOID, PT. 1

cresent earth

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Dear Viv,
About an hour ago the cats were on my bed... it was dark outside, and all of the sudden gino starts hissing like crazy at the window. I couldn't see anything, it was pitch black. So I turned out the lights, and peered out and saw a fluffy black cat. Gino was going bonkers. Between rounds of hissing he was making these amazing crooning growls that sounded like they were coming from middle earth. I called you so you could hear it, but in doing so I found out my phone had been disconnected.
Love, InUte